May 2013
56 posts
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
necrophilofthefuture:
ive never laughe dtihs hard in my entire life
me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
One way to get unfollowed by me:
nishlo:
do u ever think like wow, legs are pretty important
