Me: Hello stranger!
The stranger: hey :)
This conversation is going no further. Fuck you
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
me: oh and crocs
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